Jason makes it to the SHOW

Buffalo

2005-08-08T09:25:00.000-04:00

Damn I hate this city.

Traded

2005-07-19T10:19:00.000-04:00

I've been traded! I guess Dusty didn't really like me after all. City of Cleveland here I come, I am ready to be in the Indians Hall of Fame! I will hit more homeruns then anyone on the Indians. I would rather play for the Nationals, but DH would be my best position.

Good Bye Cubs fans.

Damn it.

2005-07-12T11:36:00.000-04:00

I made the show and thought I played well, better then the great Sammy Sosa. I think I should of made the all star team. Now I'm back in Des Moines. I hope they will release me so that I can go play for the Devil Rays.

Another Game winning HR

2005-05-23T10:26:00.000-04:00

I am the man, Dusty is finally realizing that I can hit. Soon I will get endorsements from companies and even start up my own product line of BBQ sauce.
Dusty is making me go in early today to take some fungo's from him and Dick, only I don't know what a Fungo is, but it sounds like I can slap some BBQ sauce on it.
I'm going to find a new agent so that I can sing the 10 million dollar contract next year.

I can hit long HR

2005-04-27T10:07:00.001-04:00

Hey, did you see my towering HR over the left field bleachers? That was cool, I now have 2 HR and if Dusty keeps me in the line up,I can reach 40 HR this year. Never mind that bone head drop ball in the 7th last night, my glove is new and the ball hit the heal. I won't let that happen again Mr. Baker.

I can hit long HR

2005-04-27T10:07:00.000-04:00

Good Day

2005-04-09T09:58:00.000-04:00

I prove that I can hit, yea I know that it was just a double but I did get two RBI's out of it. I'm piss that Dusty didn't leave me in all game. I know I could of broke the tie with one of my towering HR. Maybe I'll be in again today to prove that I can replace SamME.
Time to hit the batting cages.

Made it to the bigs

2005-04-08T10:13:00.000-04:00

Today will be my first opening day for the Cubs. Even though I am sitting on the bench just waiting for one of the starters to get hurt. The clubhouse at Wrigley is smaller then the one in Des Moines, but you get to drink all the beer for free. I'm using Alou's old locker, it still smells like piss. At least I don't have to take a shower after the game, since sitting on the bench does not work up a sweat. I like using the toilet near the dugout, I piss in the big sink that Carlos uses to wash his hair between innings. I wish Dusty would put me in the line up so that I can hit 60 home runs.
I'm going to climb the scoreboard before the game today, just to see what the view is like up there.
See you guys later.
Love,
Jason

I feel good

2005-03-16T16:00:00.000-05:00

I am on fire this spring, playing winter ball in Mexico really improved my swing. I got three HR so far this spring and I see Dusty smiling at me. I don't think he is gay. I deserve the outfield position. I can get over 30 HR this year, I know I can. Just let me play Dusty.

I am ready

2005-02-01T09:32:00.000-05:00

With Sammy gone, looks like I'll get some playing time. Funny, as a kid I was a big Orioles fan and now the man I about to replace will be playing in Baltimore. Maybe when Sammy retires, I can replace him in Baltimore, hon. I can make a career replacing Sammy. Teams will always be happy to have me after dealing with Mr. Ego.

Look how I make the kids so happy with my autograph, Sammy never did this.

Thanksgiving

2004-11-24T09:08:00.000-05:00

I'm not playing winter ball this year, but I'm in shape and ready to replace Sammy. I've been trying to get in touch with Dusty to kiss his ass, but he is off hunting somewhere in South America with Carlos Zambrano.
I can run faster then Sammy, I can catch better then Sammy, I don't strike out as much as Sammy, but I like country music not that crappy salsa. I should fit in perfect. Come on, Dusty give me a chance, I'm begging you.

MVP

2004-10-11T10:58:00.000-04:00

You know that I was the MVP of the Arizona fall league last year!
I'm ready, I wish it was March.

Made it to the Show

2004-10-05T14:57:00.000-04:00

Yea, I'm on the Cubs. I'll be Sammy Sosa replacement.
Check out my numbers:
23 AB, 2 R, 5 H, 1 3B, 1 HR, 5 RBI, 1 BB, 7 SO, .240 OBP, .435 SLG, .217 AVG.
If I can get more AB, I will have better numbers then the great Sammy. I will run everything out and not hop and skip when I hit a big one. I'm 6'5" 240 Lbs, Bigger then Sammy in every way and pure muscle not Steroids.