Jason makes it to the SHOW

With Sammy gone, looks like I'll get some playing time. Funny, as a kid I was a big Orioles fan and now the man I about to replace will be playing in Baltimore. Maybe when Sammy retires, I can replace him in Baltimore, hon. I can make a career replacing Sammy. Teams will always be happy to have me after dealing with Mr. Ego.



Look how I make the kids so happy with my autograph, Sammy never did this.