Jason makes it to the SHOW

Damn I hate this city.

I've been traded! I guess Dusty didn't really like me after all. City of Cleveland here I come, I am ready to be in the Indians Hall of Fame! I will hit more homeruns then anyone on the Indians. I would rather play for the Nationals, but DH would be my best position.

Good Bye Cubs fans.

I made the show and thought I played well, better then the great Sammy Sosa. I think I should of made the all star team. Now I'm back in Des Moines. I hope they will release me so that I can go play for the Devil Rays.

I am the man, Dusty is finally realizing that I can hit. Soon I will get endorsements from companies and even start up my own product line of BBQ sauce.
Dusty is making me go in early today to take some fungo's from him and Dick, only I don't know what a Fungo is, but it sounds like I can slap some BBQ sauce on it.
I'm going to find a new agent so that I can sing the 10 million dollar contract next year.

Hey, did you see my towering HR over the left field bleachers? That was cool, I now have 2 HR and if Dusty keeps me in the line up,I can reach 40 HR this year. Never mind that bone head drop ball in the 7th last night, my glove is new and the ball hit the heal. I won't let that happen again Mr. Baker.

Hey, did you see my towering HR over the left field bleachers? That was cool, I now have 2 HR and if Dusty keeps me in the line up,I can reach 40 HR this year. Never mind that bone head drop ball in the 7th last night, my glove is new and the ball hit the heal. I won't let that happen again Mr. Baker.

I prove that I can hit, yea I know that it was just a double but I did get two RBI's out of it. I'm piss that Dusty didn't leave me in all game. I know I could of broke the tie with one of my towering HR. Maybe I'll be in again today to prove that I can replace SamME.
Time to hit the batting cages.

Today will be my first opening day for the Cubs. Even though I am sitting on the bench just waiting for one of the starters to get hurt. The clubhouse at Wrigley is smaller then the one in Des Moines, but you get to drink all the beer for free. I'm using Alou's old locker, it still smells like piss. At least I don't have to take a shower after the game, since sitting on the bench does not work up a sweat. I like using the toilet near the dugout, I piss in the big sink that Carlos uses to wash his hair between innings. I wish Dusty would put me in the line up so that I can hit 60 home runs.
I'm going to climb the scoreboard before the game today, just to see what the view is like up there.
See you guys later.
Love,
Jason